ugh i want to hire someone to shower me n wash my face n do my hair i hate life
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I loooove these kittens. The white one needs a home. The orange one needs a name.
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Finally watched Brick. Clever movie.
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Drunk Texts
- Andrew Becker: Its a sequel to the first 2 movies 9:24 PM
- Me: ????? 9:25 PM
- Andrew Becker: What 9:26 PM
- Me: what first 2 movies? huh? 9:27 PM
- Andrew Becker: Which ones 9:28 PM
- Me: you said, "it's a sequel to the first 2 movies." 9:29 PM
- Andrew Becker: What is? im really drunk. The avengers? 9:31 PM
(Source: giory9)
- Me: I'm starting a brothel called Blowie Deli, btw.
- Justin: No, you should start a laundry mat that is a front for a brothel and let the slogan be, "We'll gladly take your loads."
“Like sands through the hour glass, so are the days of our lives.”
—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Valentino fall 2009
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